Drops

It's raining. Tip, tip, tip. I like the sound of rain when the drops hit the roof of our house. At the same time it's both calming and resteless. The idea of going out and dancing in the rain is tempting and romantic but in reality it would just feel cold and bad. I would get sick, again.

Maybe I enjoy listening to raining because I can relate to it. It's raining in my soul too. Tip, tip, tip, drops fall and when they splash to the bottom the sound echoes in the empty space. I imagine it a bit metallic sound, as if drops slowly after each other fall in an empty zinc bucket. 

I don't know why I'm this melancholic. Maybe just because I'm a Finn. We Finns are melancholic and like sad music. Or maybe some screw is a bit loose in my head. Or maybe I'm just too tired and bored, having cabin fever. If it's about that last one, it will be fixed tomorrow and the day after that because it will be MAY DAY!

I just need an umbrella. A colourful one.

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Can you fall in love with the same person again and again?

I almost hate him sometimes when we don't talk for a long time. I imagine that he always forgets about me and purposely ignores me because he's not interested. I make myself think that he's just an asshole, I don't need him. I have lots of good friends who are there for me, why would I feel bad because of one idiot.

But every time I reseive a message from him my heart starts running. He always can make me smile and forget all the bad thoughts I ever had about him. I said to myself I don't really love him anymore but when I read his words I can't help falling in love again. How can anyone not love him and everything about him?

Such a fool I am.

A little while ago I watched this movie called Remember Sunday and I simply loved it. Though I had seen a movie bit like the same before but it was still lovely. It told a story about a man who has problems with his memory, when he sleeps he forgets what had happened that day. He has created a system so that he can survive from day to day and even work, he seems to live an almost normal life. Then he meets this girl called Molly and falls in love. But, as he can't remember the previous day, every morning he looks at a picture of her and he has made some notes he reads to know who she is. And every day he starts to love her again.

I wish life was like in movies. Impossible things weren't impossible, only the sky would be our limit. Love is strong and forever, even sex is so magically amazing. Things seem to happen like planned. That's exactly the difference to real life: Life happens when you're making plans.

Somebody that I used to know

"I don't say forever because forever is a lie."

True. But your "as long as possible" seems like a lie too because it wasn't long. You didn't even try.

My favourite question is "why?". But often the answer either hurts or leads to more questions, or both. Who could answer my silly and childlike questions about life and this world that I leave unsaid? I'm getting crazy because of my silent wondering and overthinking. It simply makes my brain some pink jelly that runs out from my ears. Soon I will notice that I'm laying on the floor, paralysed, unable to move or say a word. Just a shadow of what I used to be, like an ugly sea cucumber.

Can you just please get out of my head, okay? You don't deserve as much attention from me as you're getting. And what do I get from you? Umm, nothing but empty promises and the existence of your absence? I miss the old you who would say I'm different to others and there's something special about me. I don't know if you even remember that we used to talk all nights and I totally fucked my school and some friendships because of you. But that doesn't even matter.

I really miss you, though I shouldn't and it's not worth it.
The emptiness your absence is leaving has started to feel almost normal.

Done

Finally. The work of two and a half years has ended and will be rewarded soon. I feel so good and actually I'm secretly kind of proud of myseld, though I know I could have done even better. But it doesn't matter, I finished high school with great grades anyway.

That moment when I left the school last Monday and the door closed behind me and I knew I'd never need to open it again, was awesome. Freedom tastes so damn good! Now I can do whatever I want - almost. I said goodbye to alarm clock and planned my own schedule which is completely empty.

Applying for unis. Looking for a summer job. Studying for entrance exams. Blaah. I will do that all, but later. Now I just wanna relaaaaaaax and take a deep breath, have some fun with my friends and enjoy the lovely spring.

One day of war

There was nothing strange in that morning when we went to school like normally. Then weird things started to happen. 

We were told that we are at war with our neighour country. I don't know why and who had started the fight. Our teachers wanted us seniors to see what war in real is like and they told us to go to the battle fields for that one day. They thought we would learn something important about life.

We students were shared in three groups and we went to different fields to observe the situation. We weren't supposed to fight but some of us were given weapons, "just in case" they said. I was wondering since when did this belong to the curriculum.

With the other groups everything was fine and went just like planned. With us things didn't work like clockwork... I don't know what happened but suddenly our enemy attacked us though we didn't do anything. It was awful, the sounds of the weapons and flying grenades was horribly loud and terrifying. I felt dust flying to my face and my back when we went to lay on the ground to shelter and hide. A guy next to me had a gun and he started shooting the attackers but they were way too far. They kept throwing grenades and dropping bombs and some of us got hurt. All of us were shocked and didn't know what was happening. When some of us got their concious back after the shock they started leading us and told everybody to run back to school. We did like they said, ran and ran to save our lives.

I had never been that afraid in my life. Earlier I had thought that I wouldn't mind dying but at that moment I wasn't ready to die and I only wanted to escape from that place. A guy saw how terrified I was and he took my hand. "I'll take care of you", he said. I thought he was really brave, he must have been very afraid himself too but still he was there to encourage me to keep running. He gave me hope that we'll survive.

A grenade hit right in front of us and created a huge hole on the ground. He stumbled and fell in the hole. I screamed, I thought he had hurt himseld badly but he stood up almost immediately. Me and a couple of others helped him up and continued running while we heard the sounds of war and destruction behind us.

When we reached the school the others were there already, eveybody in one piece. They or the teachers didn't even notice something was wrong. They hadn't heard the sounds and screams from the field. They didn't even wonder why we were all over in dust and dirt and some in blood. They just told us to go to classrooms with our groups so that we could continue the school day and lessons as if it was just a regular Monday. 
 
I walked down the stairs to the class. I sat down on the first seat because I was afraid I would faint. At that time I was alone, shaking, feeling cold. I would have cried but I wasn't able to. I was too shocked and I had difficulties to breathe. One boy who had been fighting fell down the stairs right in front me eyes. I was so sceared and screaming because I thought he died that I couldn't do anything though I should have helped. Luckily he stood up like nothing had ever happened. He broke his arm and it looked horrible. I still couldn't see any kind of impressions on his face that would tell he's in pain. He was so strong.

It was only then when I was noticed and a panicking teacher came to me and asked if I was okay. I shaked my head and said in a trembling voice that I totally wasn't okay, thanks to school that wants to slaughter us like animals. Just then the teacher realised what had happend to our group and she told us to stand up and go out of the room. Another guy came to me and helped me to walk. He was holding me in his armpit, his hand on my shoulder. He was acting like a hero, saying that he'd take another girl to the other side if it was needed and he would only want to take care of us. It's the man's responsibility to protect the children and women. It was a little annoying but I was too tired to mind, I just wanted to get out.

The time we were walking felt like it lasted an eternity. The corridor seemed to continue infinitely like it wanted to keep us inside and not let us escape from its grasp.Other teachers and younger students were in the corridors looking at us with shocked faces. They had been inside all the time and they had no idea what we had just experienced.

 I got out and went straight home.

I love you too but...

Why does everything need to be so complicated? Even the simplest things on Earth seem to be really difficult sometimes - eating and sleeping.

You must be bored of reading my things because AGAIN I'm gonna talk about love. But what can I do if that's the thing I think about the most these days. I don't blame you if you stop reading this now. But if you continue - thank you.

If people are different, is it a real reason why they can't be together? People change anyway and if they're "like the same" when they start dating, at the end they will be different. Or it could be opposite, too. If people are different at the beginning they can slowly become like the same. There are arranged marriages where the husband and wife barely know each other but still they can live happily together and have a happy family. People don't need to be like the same in order to things to work.

Of course, if people think differently and appreciate different things, they might have more fights and finding a compromise can be hard sometimes. But I believe that the most important thing in a relationship is finding the path that they both can walk. Fighting and disagreeing about things is not necessarily bad but finding a some kind of solution is needed to keep things from falling apart.

Potatoe and tomatoe aren't like the same either but ketchup fits perfectly with French fries.

Despite the way it is judged

The order is unbreakable in the world,

There is a locker for everyone , a tiny closet

It is a silent and invisible law,
Who can come close and touch

Tonight, the trays are mixed,
Love is boundless, sincere and innocent
Let your protective shell splinter,
Be free, be free

Love is (Love is)
Ancient and vast,
It is unlimited, completely innocent,
Despite the way it is chained
Love is (Love is)
Newborn and unprotected,
It is unlimited, completely innocent,
Despite the way it is judged

Whatever happens, you already know it,
Not everyone will accept, still do not stop
You have a permission to be happy,
Your heart will be fearless one day

Love is (Love is)
Ancient and vast,
It is unlimited, completely innocent,
Despite the way it is chained
Love is (Love is)
Newborn and unprotected,
It is unlimited, completely innocent,
Despite the way it is judged

It is braver ...
Surer ...
day by day
Easier ...

Love is
Love is

Love is (Love is)
Ancient and vast,
It is unlimited, completely innocent,
Despite the way it is chained
Love is (Love is)
Newborn and unprotected,
It is unlimited, completely innocent,
Despite the way it is judged

 

My not-that-perfect translation of Antti Tuisku's song Rakkaus on (Love is). Though I'm not a huge fan of his I like these lyrics, and the music video.

..Dreams..

Sometimes I wake up to the reality, but I like living in my dreams. In my own little world where things go like I wish, where possibilities have no limits and struggles aren't unbeatable. I live in my dreams and when they crush down as I wake up I fall to pieces with them like little cracks of glass as it falls into the ground. Then I'll just have to wish someone notices me and picks up the pieces, melts me and makes me a new beautiful glass.

"Reality is a lovely place but I wouldn't want to live there." I can completely relate to that because in reality there's no me and him, but in the dream world we can be anything.

Maybe, if we had the same dream, it could come true?

They say when someone can't sleep he's awake in someone else's dream. According to that he'd never sleep. But I don't quite believe in that because I often have difficulties to fall asleep at night but I don't think I'm so much in someone's thoughts...

Our own land

One night me and my friend had a really crazy chat on Whatsapp, it was so amazing that I want to share it with you to make you laugh as hard as we did! I have shortended the chat a bit and so, hopefully you can understand our stupidity :P Unfortunately I lost some parts of the chats but most if it was saved. We are crazy, I know that, but I ask you not to bring us to a
 mental hospital, thank you. ^.^

...
2:39 AM

Friend: I have a copying machine. We can make money as we want Jess.
             And by the way, I will build a city in the middle of Antarctica called "Loda and Jessi". City for peace and love and weed and football and macaroni and we have a small part for sex..
Me: They will notice it's fake.
        And really in Antarctica? It's sort if cold there
F: I make warm machines
M: Ahh
F: And no. I write under it "it's fucking real u fucking fu kers"
M: And what about the climate change?
F: We fu king love u all
M: XD
F: Btw, penguins will be the workers in it.
    And who disoreds us, we throw him for them and they will slap him till death xD
M: Oh nooo
      What about peace?
F: Come'n.. I'm Loda.
    I've a machine.
    It brings dead back alive again xD
M: Ahha
F: So we make him alive again and he will hearn the lesson
M: So we don't need to kill anyone if they can be alive anyway
F: Nah.. The slapping till death hurts anyway
    And.. Every hot girl who wants to come to city has to pass my royal room.
    And we will bring Suvan there.
    Kidnapped -.-
M: And you'll make a baby with everyone?
F: :) ... No. Condoms are there xD
     And.. In your room we will tie Suvan naked in your bed xD
M: Can I marry him there
      The condoms will freeze
F: Of course.. the penguin priests and sheiks will do it xD
    Warm machines -.-
M: Wonderful
      The ice will melt
      We'll all be in sea
F: No..
    I manage it to not melt the ground
    Don't worry
    Btw, I will be the king
M: And I'm again a slave
F: no..
    U r my sister
    So u r a princess -.-  
M: Where's my tiara
F: Wa? :O
M: Tiara
      Princesses wear a tiara
F: Ok I got you one -.-
M: Awesome
F: Tiara means plane in Arabic xD
M: Ohhh
      I don't need a plane
F: Oki..
    Btw.. We are in peace yeah..
    But if anyone wanted to take my perfect city
    I've nuke penguins who will be put in rockets. And I will shoot London.. and England
M: London is in England..
F: Anyway
    Suvan.. -,- Won't be in the royal family even after marrying u
    Cuz.. He isn't a pure person full of madness like we -.-
M: Then what will he be
F: Just the husband of the princess
    And btw.. I won't marry
M: Ahaa I see
F: Cuz she will make me lose my empire xD
M: Yeah when you die your son will be the king so you don't wanna marry.
       But when you die and you don't have sons
       One day our son will be the king
F: No -.- I give the ruling to my adopted son
    Or no no
    I give it to Anna and Elsa :'3
    Cuteness will rule the world <3
M: What's wrong with my son???
      And they'll be old when you die
      My son is younger
F: No. I have a machine. It makes them be young forever
    Ur son has half of your genes
    Ur sisters have all genes
M: Argh now you're pissing me off
     You say there's something wrong with my husband?
 F: His genes -.- No madness or crazyness
     It's the exam not me!
     The penguin priest says so xD
M: He's maybe not crazy but he's clever
F: This means he shall not have place with us
M: You're mean
F: We are a stupid crazy society
M: Right..
      And Elsa and Anna are crazy like we then?
F: They are cute
    Cute.. Beats all xD
    Suvan isn't. No place for hotness xD sorry
M: Oh what if my kid is cute??
      He's cute too you've seen
F: Ur sisters are cuter
M: His eyes omg
F: -.- He is an adult
    I'm the only adult ruler
    Also I won't die cuz of my money and my machine ;)
    How smart I am xD
M: Ah.. Why would you want to live forever when your land would be in good hands
F: I make your sisters share ruling with me
    I will adopt them :'3
M: Why not meeeeeee
F: Then after some years I die and let them have it
M: I'm your sister
F: U r not cute
M: Aren't they your sisters then too?
F: No.. u r a chosen sister xD
    They are chosen sons xD
M: Oh I see
F: Oh god.. I'm sitll a good politician xD
M: This is your opinion of good politics and ruling?
F: XD hahaha, I rule all or cuteness rules all
M: That's very clever
      Cute people often are dumb
F: Don't care
    System in my city
M: Our
F: Can make a donkey rule xD
    -.- U r good xD
M: Right cuz you're a some kind of animal
F: Fuck u ... xD hahaha.. omg xD
M: Nope
     That'd be incest
F: However..
    If you want your husband is joined in the royal family
    And your son has a right to era
M: Why did you change your mind
F: He will take the army and conquer the north empires
M: Why do we need an army
F: If he wins, he becomes a prince. And his son may be a king
    Cuz.. no peace anymore
    It's boring..
M: Heyy it's the place of peace and love and weed and frozen flowers
      No war
F: World won't let us be alone
     So we have to eat them earlier
M: No we're separated from the other world
     We're in Antarcica no one comes there
F: They can attack us we have so much technology and money
M: Yea but they don't know it
      It's our secret
      It's like Narnia
      A whole different world where even the laws of physics aren't the same
F: I've machine that will turn the world.. to the middle ages xD
    We make it
    And then I and Suvan will conquer the world
    And.. you let us die and you rule the world xD
M: That's not quite my style
F: Narnia.. Ahd too much homo animals xD
M: Penguins can be homos
      They're cute
F: They r homos xD hahahaha oh god i cant stop
     Besides I will make you have a special power
M: A special power?
F: You touch anything you're mad of.. You turn it into weed but not humans xD cuz I won't smoke humans xD
M: Oh gosh
F: So I won't be surprised if all the guns in the world will be smoked soon xD
M: Imagine that amount of weed
      HELL yeah I'll make peace in the whole world
F: Ozone atmosphere will fuck us xD
M: Nah it's not that bad
F: Btw.. our army won't have normal horses like them
   Our army will have unicorns
    And I will have a flying unicorn
M: Do armies have horses nowadays..?
F: The machine u dumb!
M: Omg unicorns :3
      Why do you want the middle ages
F: Cuz I like that time
M: Why do you decide everything
F: Cuz I'm your elder bro..
   And you love my ideas
M: But it's our world dude
F: And the city idea is mine -.-
M: You wouldn't have gotten it without me
F: Ok
    However, I still will conquer Africa first and take the iron and materials in it
M: Why are you so greedy bro
F: And make better weapons and make a bigger army
    And send Suvan and a huge army to conqueer Asia
    U wll rule the empire cuz I will be busy
M: This is not my dream land anymore if you can't get those areas with flowers and weed
F: And then I will head to Europe
    I have to clean it first
M: I would be happy living in our own little place, just we crazy people and no one else. The world outside wouldn't even know about us
F: no.. We rule the whole world by our rules
    Better than they attack us
M: Again you're magalomanic
F: Come'n sister.. They are so bad
M: We don't need to be bad too
F: At the moment.. Me and you are discussing moving the armies or now xD
M: Have you asked Suvan's opinion? He's leading the army
F: He wants to join the royal family
     He will do anything xD
     Also my younger brother is ready
M: Ah -_-
F: He is crazy just like us.
    Send him alone to Europe, he will conquer it
    But he asked you to give him a dinosaur from your zoo xD
M: You're giving your brother more advantage than to my dear husband
      He can have anything what he needs
     (Were there dinosaurs in the middle ages?)
F: Don't ruin the image!
M: Oki
     A great army heading to Europe riding brave.. dinosaurs
F: Hahahahaaha.. Roony conquered England first. Then he headed to London
M: London is in England dummy.
F: After that he went to Paris, in Denmark
    And had a great battle there
    Crossed the ocean to reach Italy
    And the Romans trapped him there. So he asked help
M: Are you good at geography?
F: And so I asked u to go and help him cuz.. I'm in bathroom
    U found a Ferrari unicorn
    With 12f. 15g. Muscles in the wings. And rader. And ghost. Moving xD System xD
    And the unicorn said to you.. Roony needs help
M: What the actual fuck
F: While you are on your way he told you you will arrive there too late and he dies. Then only Loda left to be killed and you will win the crown.
M: How would you be there faster
F: I'm in bathroom
    With a Russian whore
    I will take some time xD
    U save my my bro girl!
M: I'll do what I have to
      I'm afraid but I won't let the fear blind my mind
F: That's so nobel
    When you reached there with ur great army sunshines were hitting their eyes from your back
    And you won the battle
    And my brother was saved. So he said that he owes you
    And asked me where I was. I said I was sleeping and didn't hear my phone xD
F: After we ruled the world I said to you Jessi "Look at my white hair.." I didn't know it was snow -.-
    I said to you that I can't rule the whole world anymore
    So I said that I will send every royal member to rule a part
    I sent Roony to Europe
    And Elsa and Anna to Europe.. It's warm there and their capital will be on the coast
    And Suvan to Asia, he looks like them..
    And you will be my wice kind
M: O.o
F: And then I was going to die..
    There is wise president
M: I have to be with my husband
F: Replace it with king
M: And you said you won't die
F: No.. Asia is too wild for you xD
    And I changed my mind
M: :'(  :'(  :'(  :'(
F: I was going to die.. All roayl members came
M: Oh i see, you want to be a great hero so you'll have to die
F: I had to choose one
    :'D Dramafuckinatic xD
    However, I said to Roony, you are my blood brother and you are a good commander. But, you love dinosaurs more than unicorns.. You won't be a good king
M: XD
F: Then said to your sisters.. too much cuteness, the world doesn't deserve you xD
    Then.. passed by you.. Fuck you, you are ruling since I started to build the city. The hidden hand -.-
M: Yeah they're too dumb anyway
     Hidden hand?
F: Then I looked at..Suvan
     You are the one.. You fought  well and you served me well.. But, the problem is you are married with Jessi. I won't let her be the queen
     So he says to you, I don't wanna know you anymore! xD
M: Nononononono this part went wrong
F: I say then this means you are an unloyal fucker for your wife.. Then neither your people
M: Our son will be the king like I already said
F: Then I stand and say. You all fuckers want me to die
     And I said Jessi, you are the hidden hand..
     Had a son.. In two months don't know how and he is 18 now
     Fuck genetics
M: Ahha
F: Anyway.. I pushed the red button
    Ninja penguins jumped on you all
    And I said I rule all fuckers. And I put you in a zoo :) But Elsa
and Anna were out cuz I was swearing and out them in my palace
   You and your husband and Roony are in zoo
   Beside the gorilla xD
M: No this is too rude
F: I've your son..
M: We needed to rule together
     Our land
F: You cheated
     You had a son and wanted to kick me out
M: I didn't ever cheat
F: Now I adopted him xD
M: You can't do that!!
     You have absolutely no right to take my son!
F: His name is.. (whatever).. adopeted to Loda but don't tell it. I don't want to hurt his feelings
M: You could have gotten married and have your own son instead of fucking Russian whores
F: Come'n.. Russian whores are cheap xD
    Anyway.. You escaped the zoo
    Roony ate the fence of the cage
    And you there went to Asia xD
M: Ohhh
F: To make a rebel in India
    By elephants
    Cuz elephants are facing rasism because of dinosaurs
M: Ahhaa
F: Suvan talks elephantic well
M: xD
F: So he could convince them. And while I was sleeping I heard horns of elephants surrounding my place
     And you three riding an elephant
     So I went and you said you want the crown
     I said it is on my dick.. Come and take fuckers. Showing middlefingers to all elephants
     Then showed my M60
     All elephants raised their hands up and your attempt fails
     So I cought you again and put you under the pyramid
     I rule the world don't forget ;)
M: How could this end up like this?? Our peaceful little city
F: Turned to a mad world of my own creation
    But then while I was eating Anna came to me with her drawing note
    I saw her drawing us all.. Writing one big happy royal family
   So I cried :'(
   And then I noticed a dick in her paper O.o which was a unicorn's horn xD
   However, I tool mu 4*4 car
   Went to get you out
M: How could you do all this
F: I'm the writer xD
M: Dumb
F: xD hhhhhh
    However, I got you out
    Roony said that to accept my apologize he wants to be king
    And you want your son
    And Suvan wants himself
    I wanted the Russian whore again.. So I let you argue a bit while I had fun
    Then I came back and you are still arguing
M: Hahhah
F: So I said, to solve it everyone will rule a day
    Jessi, then Suvan, then Roony.. Then me and my adopted sons
    Jessi.. it's your turn first
    U rule today :'D
M: Sons??
F: Cuz I'm a good guy I take sons.. Orphans
    However you are ruling
    Dinosaurs are fucking the world up
    And gays want their right of getting married
M: I'll just give weed to everyone :) 
F: I cant breatheeeeeeeeeeeeeee xD
    Hahahahahaaaaaahaha
M: Take it easy boy
F: In your day all the people were high
M: When I rule no one is fighting, there's just rainbows everywhere
F: of course.. lots of rainbows
    And smoke xD
M: Peace and love, hippie style
F: Your day finished, Suvan's day
     He made a law that Indians can have any visa to everywhere
     And elephants will have diets
M: Whaaaaaaat
F: And Indian songs will be our national songs
    And we have to dance like them
M: Bollywood movies everywhere
      Shah Rukh Khan is the god
F: Hell yeha so.. Roony druged him witha drug called "plzplzplz enough this is too fucking much" xD
M: Xd
F: And then Roony's day
    He made all people watch Egyptian theatres
M: Ewwwwwwh
F: And who beats me in footbal videogame will have money xD cuz he can't beat me xD
M: Looool
F: However his day ends and my day comes..
    I said I want to have a son.. Send me all the women on earth and I choose the hottest
    I kept fucking all say..
M: You're horrible
F: So.. The country went well, no wars
M: You can't have a son right now
      We already have!
F: Genetics -.-
M: Fuck you
F: I take the gametes from the fucked women and make them men in a couple of days
    And I made 1000 sons
    In one day
M: O.O  O.O  O.O  O.O  O.O
F: I'm sexy and I know it xD
M: You're horrible and you should know it
F: :'D
    I want to put a son to rule every city on earth
    I still have work to do xD
    I made a law that every city has to showl the hottest women in them
M: You have just one day you wont' succeed
F: And if they don't do it.. I burn the city down
    I will.. Let them take their time, a couple of weeks
M: You have a weird way to rule..
     Now I'm wondering what the hell just happened
F: There will be a judgement day
M: Judgement day?
F: To clean the mess
M: The mess will be cleaner when it's my son's turn and he makes everything like it was in the good times and he listens to his mom's advice
     And loves and respects his dad
F: Listens to his mom's advice!
M: And becomes a good king and makes everyone live happy until the end
F: You won't stop ruling -.-
M: I'm not ruling but he's too young
F: I poison you. Sister you take my crown
    And later I will feel guilty and I kill myself
M: No no I want to keep my tiara
F: I bury you with it
M: My son will be the king!
F: At least not when I'm alive
M: Yes darling you didn't want to marry and this the law how the new king is chosen
F: He rules by the book I gave him and he reads it daily. How to be a good f**king king in Loda's way of thinking. And fuck anyone else especially my sister.. Your mom kid, don't listen to her.. Make people have whores and money :'D
   That's the book's address :)
M: No he's as wise as his parents and he will find his own path and way to rule
F: First two pages teach how to make different types of midfingers xD
M: You're a horrible uncle really
      No wonder why Suvan doesn't like you
F: He will be a real well-educated king xD
M: you're a bad role model
F: I'm the king I do what I want
M: You're not anymore
      You're dying and wanted to choose a new king
F: I make a day, law that all women will be naked in street and no man will be in street. And the women I choose they take her in a car behind me xD
    I wanna enjoy before my last days xD
M: No wonder why no one ever wanted to marry you....
     You're old already and still a fucking playboy
F: I'm still healthy xD
     Anyhow sister, who will rule?
     Roony wants, your sisters want, Suvan wants, you want and your son wants
     And there is a smell of farting xD
M: Whttt
F: I said don't let elephants' park beside the palace
    Your husband's elephant -.-
M: Ahhhh
F: Farting like hell
    Who should I choose?
M: It's already decided who will rule
F: O.o
M: My son
     Or better no one
F: Roony won't like that
M: The nature
      The birds, the animals, the wind, the fire, the water, the plants and flowers
F: He owns most of the army. And Europe. He is from my royal blood (awesomeness)
    He will fight for the crown
M: Eh he's a loser
      You'll throw the crown into the ocean
      And even once in your life be wise like your sister
F: Roony married your sisters. That's a hella cool political move ;)
M: He's too old
F: Hehehe they are underage but still it can happen there
     He is 13 -.-
M: Elsa is 9
      Anna 4
F: Elsna xD
     Cool for him
M: Surely.. as her sister I won't allow this marriage, I will protest
F: He will stop thhe protest
M: Ugh
F: I said
    Who solves the puzzle will win the crown
     "Smells like shit but makes us cry. We hate to cut it but we must fry. So damn useful more than you see. If you can guess what it is meant to be?"
M: And what's the answer
F: So my Russian whore said
    Onion xD
    I said hella richtig xD
M: Oh no
F: The Russian whore won the crown
     And she made a law that this story should fucking end now xD
     The end of the story
     A Russian whore ruling my kingdom xD
M: That's so wrong
      I will use your time machine and go to some good time with my husband and live happily ever after
      The end

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